Sunday, 12 June 2011
My Dog Will Eat Anything
No, really, anything. She's always been a terrible mooch and it used to drive me crazy, but every cloud has a silver lining. Why bother with a smelly compost when I have a smelly, spotty pit bull? It's gotten to the point where the sound of me chopping vegetables has her running like Pavlov's dog. Only she's more like Rachel Ray's dog. I figured I may as well have a bit of fun with it, so I started fucking with her. Giving her things like lemons, onions and other nasty stuff that any normal dog would refuse. This is the final shred of evidence I needed that Lulu is, in no way at all, a normal dog. She is the strangest thing I have ever met and I love her so much for keeping me constantly entertained. She's kind of like a canine version of Winston who is the weirdest, most internet-famous cat ever.
Oh by the way, the only thing she didn't eat was ginger, and she gave it a really good effort.