A couple weeks ago I went to a punk rock prom type thing. It was awesome! Cheap drinks, cheap drunks, bow ties and a band playing surf rock. There was retro girls with beehives, sexy boobed bass players and skanky skankfaces in nightclub outfits. A prom themed party is an opportunity to wear the most ridiculous outfit you can imagine without garnering scornful gazes. Why any girl would waste such a golden opportunity just so she can show her boobs/butt/back/legs/fanny is beyond me. I won a duck and some sunglasses, and got my prom photo taken under an archway. Which I completely forgot about until the photographer emailed it to me yesterday!